Man who claims to love world cinema mainly likes kung fu and tits

A MAN who enjoys telling people that he has a passion for world cinema actually means he is into gratuitous violence and nudity.

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Britain given easy choice between a long, healthy life or crisps

THE UK is facing a choice between continuing to eat crisps or living longer, and made its decision before reaching the end of this sentence.

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