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Man wishing cinemas still showed porn now they have IMAX

A MAN is disappointed that there are no longer cinemas showing porn as it would look brilliant in IMAX.

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'I'll come, and I'll bring my mental dog,' says friend

A FRIEND has invited himself and, more importantly, his absolutely mental dog on the outdoor excursion you have planned this weekend.

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