Mezzanine, and other supposedly great albums that are actually really f**king boring

HAVE you been told an album is a classic only to find it’s incredibly tedious? It was probably one of these:

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How to spot a former Tory voter who'd prefer someone more fascist

MANY people won’t be voting Conservative again today. You agree with their decision, until it emerges that they’re only annoyed with the Tories for not being right-wing enough. Here are the warning signs. 

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