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Mid-morning experimental techno tests man's commitment to being 6 Music listener

A MIDDLE-AGED man listening to 6 Music is gritting his teeth through a nine-minute experimental German drum and bass track before lunch. 

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'Our hood had a serious penknife problem': How to make your middle-class teenage years sound street

ZOMBIE knives in the news make you feel pathetically cosseted and middle-class. But by tweaking the facts, you too can have the benefits of a rough upbringing: 

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