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Middle-aged man at gig dancing with arms folded

A MAN in his mid-40s is enjoying a gig by dancing with his arms firmly crossed, it has emerged.

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'First we secure the beer kegs': Pete Hegseth's Greenland invasion plans

THE US is stepping up its threats to seize Greenland, but secretary of war Pete Hegseth has a habit of leaking top secret information. Here he casually shares his strategy.

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