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Middle-class rebel teens all definitely down for Kneecap at Glastonbury

KNEECAP’S performance at Glastonbury will be so middle-class it could be mistaken for a John Lewis sale, organisers have warned.

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No one knows if' 'you look well' means 'good' or 'fat'

NOBODY knows whether saying ‘you look well’ means the recipient is very attractive or a bit chubby, it has emerged.

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