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MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’

A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.

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Obama thanks Romney for being such a penis

PRESIDENT Barack Obama has thanked Mitt Romney for being a largely unappealing man.

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