Mum decides to be famous millionaire children’s book author

A MUM has inspired dread in everyone she knows by announcing that she has written a children’s picture book and is going to get it published.

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The patriarchy and other things progressive young people assume you haven't heard of

YOUNG liberals are much more progressive than you because they’re experts in these things, which they arrogantly assume you’ve never heard of:

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