Mum forcing family to watch old, shit film

A MOTHER is selfishly forcing her entire family to watch a film that was made before 1990 and is therefore a slow, cheap, boring torture.

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Look at your phone while everyone kisses: How to survive NYE while single

THERE are worse times to be alone; March to June 2020 was f**king rough, for example. But New Year’s Eve is a hard time for the single man or woman. This is how to survive: 

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