Music 'best enjoyed indoors'

THE UK’s festival industry is reeling from a new study which concludes that music listeners reach the peaks of aural pleasure when warm and dry.

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Government to spend £9 billion making trains even worse

THE government has unveiled a package of annoying bullshit designed to make Britain’s rail system the most painful in the world.

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