'My bassoon Grade 5 has served me well in life,' muses middle-class man

A MIDDLE-CLASS man forced to learn the bassoon as a child has reflected on how useful that skill has been to him in adulthood.

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Single point of commonality between two best friends' husbands means they are eternally condemned to hang out

A SINGLE area of common ground between the husbands of two best friends means they are condemned to endure each other’s company for eternity.

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