Napalm Death, and five other bands who will never be immortalised with a West End musical

ABBA, Queen and Frankie Valli have been successfully interpreted for the stage, so why not these classic acts? Don’t families deserve to see them? 

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Dogs hate Bonfire Night because they are Guy Fawkes loyalists

DOGS who shake their way through every November 5th are not afraid of fireworks but moved by a deep sense of injustice for the executed gunpowder plotters, it has emerged. 

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