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New Cure album aimed at hard people

THE Cure’s new album is aimed at people with big necks who are good at fighting.

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Michelin Guide ‘should really mention stuff about vomiting’

THE Michelin Guide to restaurants should at least touch on the subject of vomit, it has been claimed.

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