Next Doctor Who should be a Dalek, say Daleks

DALEKS have demanded that the next Doctor Who should be a Dalek. 

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Warhammer demon thing apologises for wearing fur

A CHAOS Daemon from space wargame Warhammer 40,000 has shamefacedly yielded to PETA’s request to remove fur from its armour.

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