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New Han Solo film to focus on smuggling fags

THE young Han Solo mainly smuggled fags in his ‘space van’ and sold them in pubs, the latest Star Wars film will reveal.

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Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms

THE Queen has confirmed that when President Trump visits the UK, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.

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