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Next Banksy will be a well edgy zebra

THE next mural by Banksy will be a zebra on the side of a CEX that will really make you think, the artist has confirmed.

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The bigger the engagement ring, the louder it tells men to piss off, reveal women

WOMEN have admitted they demand large diamond rings because they are an unignorable warning to annoying wankers trying to chat them up. 

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