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Next Star Wars film about getting planning permission for Death Star

THE next Stars Wars film will show Darth Vader struggling to get planning permission for the Death Star.

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Arse making a point of ignoring Christmas

A MAN will not stop telling people about his plans to do un-Christmassy things over Christmas.

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