Nigella applies to be officially not sexy

NIGELLA Lawson, aged 66, has joined The Great British Bake Off in the hope it will end her status as the nation’s favourite MILF.  

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Man unable to understand call centre worker's accent is the worst racist

A MAN unable to interpret what a call centre worker in a different country is saying to him is clearly a thoroughgoing racist, colleagues have agreed. 

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