Nineties generation makes formal apology for Britpop

REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.

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God may intervene to keep Sunderland up

GOD has admitted being tempted to step in to keep Sunderland in the Premier League.

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