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NME to become a free sachet of hair gel

THE NME is to broaden its appeal by becoming a free sample of hair gel.

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Love Island renamed F**knut Peninsula

ITV reality show Love Island is to be retitled Fucknut Peninsula for the remainder of the current series.

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