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Non-Londoners don't listen to podcasts because they are not constantly bored and lonely

PODCASTS are not listened to outside London because people there have friends, research has discovered. 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL) Great news on the financial front this weekend, when you get your identity stolen by someone who spends far less on high-end electronic items than you spend in one night on the piss. 

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