Number of Scottish people in Edinburgh now down to three

THE number of genuine Scots resident in Edinburgh has hit a new August low of three, surveyors have confirmed. 

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44-year-old realises people he considers famous and people his son considers famous has zero crossover

AN adult man has realised that his idea of an A-list celebrity shares absolutely no names with his teenage son’s.

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