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Oasis to release new album of unoriginal material

OASIS have reassured fans there will be nothing new or unfamiliar on a brand new album of all unoriginal material. 

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Anti-obesity drugs good for everything else too so suck that, fitness twats

WEIGHT-loss drugs also cut the risk of strokes and heart attacks in a massive blow to the innate superiority of twats who spend their lives at the gym. 

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