Oscars announce this year's celebrity slapfights

THE Oscars have announced this year’s glittering Hollywood celebrity slapfights to take place live on stage.

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Not holding your phone to your ear, and other annoying shit that can be blamed on The Apprentice

THE Apprentice has got a lot to answer for, besides putting several hundred hours of excruciating twats on television. Like these annoyances.

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