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Parents take fortnight to watch film because kids won't stay in bed

A COUPLE with two children under eight have been watching The Revenant every night for the last two weeks because the kids will not stay the f**k in bed. 

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Man who can't teach does

A MAN who proved himself no good in any other area of life has been similarly useless at teaching.

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