Piers Morgan favourite to win The Great British Twat Off

PIERS Morgan is currently the frontrunner in a new TV competition to find Britain’s biggest twat.

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Trump begins wall that will ironically save Mexico

THE construction of a 2,000-mile long border wall that will ensure Mexico survives the total implosion of America begins today. 

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