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Pippa Middleton presents Copulate

The Daily Mash presents an exclusive extract from Pippa Middleton’s new book Copulate, an unpretentious guide to organising a night of perfect intercourse.

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X Factor contestants being sold as meat

STRUGGLING music mogul Simon Cowell is hoping to bolster revenue by turning pop hopefuls into food.

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