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Please stop now, say children in need

NEEDY children across Britain have asked that tonight’s Children in Need is the last.

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All women bisexual, claims scientist clearly hoping for threesome

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy. 

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