Subscribe

Pornography garden wins gold at Chelsea Flower Show

A GARDEN with hedges and borders containing more than 16 tonnes of hand-shredded pornography has won a gold medal at Chelsea Flower Show. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Hipsters secretly plotting to ruin darts

HIPSTER entrepreneurs are planning to re-brand darts as ‘flechette’, leaked emails have revealed.

Checking article access…

Next story ›