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Producers reassure fans James Bond will still be a prick

THE producers of upcoming Bond film No Time To Die have reassured audiences that he will still be the same old offensive ars*hole. 

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Boss makes tea for first time this millennium

A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed. 

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