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Queen's final act of service was making Phil and Holly look like tits

THE last selfless deed Queen Elizabeth did for Britain was to create the queue that Holly and Phil have been eviscerated for jumping, royal experts have confirmed.

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Five signs you've been at your job too long

WORRIED you’ve been at your job for so long that you’ve become institutionalised? Watch out for these signs:

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