Subscribe

Read spoilers, discuss endlessly, watch an episode: The mad way we watch TV now

IN the olden days you’d do this freaky thing of just watching a TV programme you were interested in. Now you do all of this before even thinking about turning the telly on.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

You love looking at boobs and buying lightbulbs: Everything the internet algorithm knows about you

PARANOID about what internet algorithms know about you? You should be. Based on your bizarre online activities, they have deduced the following:

Checking article access…

Next story ›