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Ross To Offer Hand Relief To Old Men On Channel Four

CHANNEL Four last night offered Jonathan Ross £15m a year to bring some 80 year-old men to a shuddering orgasm.

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Men Forced To Talk About Stuff

THE postponement of football matches across Britain could force men to have conversations about actual things, experts warned last night.

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