Rotating Warhammer display in window has same effect on man as lap dancer spinning on pole

A MAN has been mesmerised by a rotating window display of Warhammer models in the same way people are captivated by pole dancers.

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Middle-aged mum in new relationship distressingly keen to tell you about her sex life

A MIDDLE-AGED mum who recently met someone new online is horrifically enthusiastic about telling her children how satisfying her sex life is.

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