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Salt Path controversy vindicates man's decision to never read books

A MAN who exclusively watches television feels fully justified in doing so after a popular memoir turned out to be largely invented. 

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Workforce temporarily flooded with teenagers who don't know shit

THE nation’s employers have been deluged with a torrent of teenagers on work experience who do not know how to do the most basic of tasks.

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