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Self-confident Gotham street thug fancies chances in fight against Batman

A PETTY thug from Gotham with unreasonably high self-esteem is confident he can take Batman in a scrap.

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An £80,000 car and Ray-Bans: a man explains what women look for in a dating photo

HEY ladies. It’s me, the guy on every dating app with the bio ‘just want someone who doesn’t take life too seriously’. I’ve put these things in my pictures to drive you wild:

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