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Seven film and TV sidekicks who never got a shag

THE heroes of films and TV invariably have a love interest to shag at the end. Not so their trusty sidekicks. Here are some doomed to involuntary celibacy by the script.

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And you wonder why we think you're lazy, self-serving, arrogant twats, says British public

A SITTING MP who is going on a reality television show on the other side of the world is perplexed as to why the public think so little of him.

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