Singers who made musical gold by spouting gibberish

NOT an expert in cryptography? Then you’ll have minimal chance of working out what these musical geniuses are on about.

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Seven shite Christmas rail experiences you won't have thanks to strikes

IT’S hard to find a positive in yet more rail strikes, particularly at Christmas. But if you set your expectations very low you can at least be grateful these things won’t happen to you.

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