Six bands into Satanism who'd have been f**ked if Satan was real

HEAVY metal and Satanism go together like virgins and drinking blood. But did artists really think it through when allying themselves with a powerful entity of pure evil? Possibly not.

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'Clunge hammer' and my other favourite words, by Susie Dent

THE English language has the largest vocabulary in the world, but the favourite words of demure Countdown lexicographer Susie Dent are the ones you’d least expect. Such as these:

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