Six films you loved as a kid there's no f**king way your own children are watching

THERE are some films you cherished as a child which you cannot wait to share with your offspring. But definitely not these ones:

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'Something's happened': Six ways your parents will give you a heart attack when they ring

NO ONE has the gift of burying the lede quite like your parents when they ring you out of the blue. Here’s how they like to create unnecessary drama:

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