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Six shows the BBC could cancel and no-one would miss

THE BBC cannot be allowed to raise the licence fee by £15 because, in Burnham’s Britain, such a sum could break any family. They must cancel this crap instead: 

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I dress up as Thatcher and strangle myself until I ejaculate, says Starmer in appeal to middle England

KEIR Starmer has set out to appeal to Home Counties Conservatives by revealing he dresses as Margaret Thatcher and chokes himself to orgasm. 

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