Six songs up-themselves artists wrote to give you a f**king lecture

MUSICIANS love using their cushy jobs to give you a condescending telling-off. Like these artists who are so much morally better than you, the twats.

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All the wonderful gifts Britain has been given by tax-free private schools: A list

KEIR Starmer is stoking class war by threatening to make private schools pay VAT, the ungrateful peasant. Here is a short list of what those with Latin A-level have done for us:

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