Six songs with 'sexy' in that are inappropriate for lovemaking

THERE are many songs appropriate for lovemaking, but none featuring the word ‘sexy’. These musical cold showers explain why. 

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Most women too shallow to date men over 60ft tall, survey finds

WOMEN are too superficial to date a man the size of a sperm whale, research has found. 

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