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Sotheby's to auction Star Wars fans

AUCTION house Sotheby’s has announced its first major sale of rare, untouched Star Wars fans still in their original packaging.

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FHM reader too sad to light own fart

A DEPRESSED FHM reader has passed up the opportunity to ignite his anal gas, it has emerged.

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