Stop telling me my favourite albums are 20 years old, says middle-aged man

A MIDDLE-AGED man has asked his favourite bands and music sites to shut the fuck up about all the albums he loved being 20 years old. 

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Woman who has totally run out of career options to become a life coach

A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.

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