Students unaware they were supposed to be keeping Neighbours alive

THE nation’s undergraduates are unaware that they were supposed to be carefully tending to Neighbours, it has emerged.

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Middle-aged British men's fragile masculinity bought by Amazon

THE sole remaining outlet for masculine aspiration available to middle-aged men in the UK has been bought by a US tech giant.

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