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Summer of '69, and six other sexy songs by unf**kable artists

BRYAN Adams has claimed Summer of ‘69 is about mutual oral sex, ruining it forever for everybody. These artists should know better than to make us picture their O-face: 

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Mum only asking what you want for Christmas so she can challenge it

A MOTHER has asked her children what they would like for Christmas so she can use their answers to deliver much-needed criticism of their lives. 

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