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The best musical instruments to be a wanker with

DO you enjoy playing your music to people but never notice how hideously uncomfortable they look? Here are the best instruments for being a musical wanker.

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Blazing rows to be judged by VAR

COUPLES’ arguments will be adjudicated by video assistant referees to determine who is in the wrong.

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