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The Cure, and other decent bands you can't help associating with twats from school

AS an adult you can enjoy – or violently hate – any music on its own merits. But in your teenage years you were put off perfectly good bands by the twats who were into them. Bands like these…

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Man clearly getting off on calling boat 'she'

A MAN with a yacht is clearly turned on whenever he talks about the vessel as if it is actually female.

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