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The MasterChef Christmas special they didn't want you to see

LIKE an 80s video nasty or the Star Wars Holiday Special, Masterchef’s Christmas show will never be seen by anyone. These are descriptions of the most chilling scenes. Reader discretion advised: 

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Christmas pudding, and other festive treats nobody has actually wanted for years

BEGINNING with a oversized dry turkey, Christmas is a catalogue of foodstuffs avoided every other day of the year. And yet you gorged on all these:  

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